I stuck them on my desk
I stuck them on my chair I stuck them in my hair I stuck them everywhere! I loved their design they felt super sleek! their use so unique to them, I am weak. When my wife left me it was those notes, she took that little crook those I won't overlook! Like I did with the kids I’m a bad father their love I won’t bother just like my stepfather. I still want them though after all these years not the kids, my dear it’s those notes I endear. I did buy some more but they’re not the same “THESE SUCK!” I exclaim all other pads are lame. Sure they’re sticky but I expected more in conclusion, therefore they’ll stay in the drawer. I desperately need them so I’ll steal them back you are under attack! I’m standing out back. I found my sticky notes! oh what a fairytale too bad I’m now in jail without my holy grail. My love for those sticky notes, can’t be described my life they stabilized now drugs I’ve been prescribed.
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I want more fruit snacks
one, two, or three more packs big stacks of fruit snacks with them, there is no max. I’m always eating them. They’re not called candy Isn’t that dandy? my friend keeps them handy that’s why I love Randy. He’s why I’m always eating them. Today I’ve eaten five they’re how I feel alive sure, it’s 8:05 but the “fruit” helps me thrive. For breakfast, I like eating them. I think eight is enough I’d like some other stuff Randy thinks I bluff telling him no is rough. I wasn’t bluffing, but he wants me to keep eating them. Oh, hey Randy! Um, can you listen for a second? I need a refresher from this snack-eating pressure you’re my ego thresher and cause my high blood pressure. Why do you want me to keep eating them? You’ve forced me to eat what is an oh-so-sweet irresistible treat which does sound neat. Except you won’t let me stop eating them. You’ve locked me in a room where I simply feel gloom I can only assume my future is doom. I’m sorry that I stole your box of fruit snacks last year. I promise I’ll never do it again. Just let me go. I’ve had enough of this. I want to stop eating them. I don’t feel good. I think I’m going to pu -- I pressed for one as a kid
but my mother said hush even though it simply was an electric toothbrush. The moment I found it was quite the royal flush in the dumpster I found an electric toothbrush. the first time I used it I felt quite a rush the pleasure I get from my electric toothbrush. its rough bristles make the blood in my mouth gush I’m under attack from my electric toothbrush. It cleans up my teeth using blue pasty mush my smile is great thanks to my electric toothbrush. Crap, where did it go? I dropped it in a rush in the trash did it fall poor electric toothbrush. I think that my toothpaste has a little crush I’m somehow lonelier than my electric toothbrush. The toothbrush just proposed he made the toothpaste blush I’m now the best man to my electric toothbrush. |